Party Games

Guess who says they're going to start their assignment but never does.
When u said u were gonna be productive this weekend, but now its Sunday and all u did was get fatter.
Me studying with a hangover
Everyone else in the group assignment. Me.
My relatives: how's college going for you so far? Me: I have no idea what I'm doing but i know I'm dong it really really well
Professor: The test won't be that difficult. Me. TO YOU.
Me: has been writing for hours. My word count.
Students be like. Just to be sure.
Ask me about my dissertation paper one more time
Me: why haven't i made any friends at uni? Also me as soon as a lecture ends.
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